When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine and serve God.
Dear God, if you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat.
When life gives you lemons, pray for some sugar too.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If God is your co-pilot, swap seats.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Thank you, God!
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
God has no Wi-Fi, but I'm sure you'll find a better connection.
Keep your faith strong, and your WiFi stronger.
Faith is like WiFi, it's invisible but it has the power to connect you to God.