20 Instagram Captions for "Seinfeldian Delights": Embrace the Humor of Everyday Life

He took it out. Elaine Benes

George is getting upset! Frank Costanza

A George divided against itself cannot stand! George Costanza

You’re killing independent George! George Costanza

I've been doing nothing for the last 30 years. Jerry Seinfeld

I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems. Kramer

I choose not to run. Jerry Seinfeld

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. Jerry Seinfeld

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! George Costanza

These pretzels are making me thirsty! Cosmo Kramer

I don't want to be a pirate! Elaine Benes

The sea was angry that day, my friends. George Costanza

Yada, yada, yada...

I can't spare a square! Elaine Benes

I'm speechless. I have no speech. George Costanza

It's not a lie if you believe it. Jerry Seinfeld

You know, we're living in a society! George Costanza

Serenity now! Frank Costanza

I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it! Kramer

You can't have a relationship where one person says 'I love you' and the other one says 'I'm hungry.'