Trying to blend in with the Scots, but my accent gives me away.
When in doubt, pour yourself a wee dram and enjoy the Scottish serenity.
Feeling kilty in a land where men wear skirts and women wield swords.
When life gives you rain, make sure you've got a good umbrella and a great attitude.
Tried to impersonate a Highland cow, but my hair isn't fluffy enough.
Getting lost in the beauty of Loch Ness, hoping to spot a friendly monster.
In Scotland, even the clouds seem to dance to the bagpipes' tune.
Lost in the Highlands, but found my peace amidst the sheep.
Embracing the Scottish weather – if you don't like it, just wait five minutes.