Trying to blend in with the Scots, but my accent gives me away.
When in doubt, pour yourself a wee dram and enjoy the Scottish serenity.
Feeling kilty in a land where men wear skirts and women wield swords.
When life gives you rain, make sure you've got a good umbrella and a great attitude.
Tried to impersonate a Highland cow, but my hair isn't fluffy enough.
Getting lost in the beauty of Loch Ness, hoping to spot a friendly monster.
Learning to appreciate the beauty of haggis – it's an acquired taste, like Scotland itself.
In Scotland, even the clouds seem to dance to the bagpipes' tune.
Lost in the Highlands, but found my peace amidst the sheep.
Embracing the Scottish weather – if you don't like it, just wait five minutes.