Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.