I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.
The secret to humor is surprise.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Comedy is acting out optimism.