
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.