I'm too glam to give a damn.
I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I'm sleeping.
Sass is not just an attitude, it's a lifestyle.
I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition.
I don't sugarcoat anything. I'm not Willy Wonka.
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
Throw sass around like confetti.
I'm not bossy, I'm the boss.
Keep your head, heels, and standards high.
Life is short. Make every hair flip count.
Sassy but classy.
I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster.