I'm too glam to give a damn.
I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I'm sleeping.
Sass is not just an attitude, it's a lifestyle.
I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition.
I'm not interested in competing. I hope we all make it.
I don't sugarcoat anything. I'm not Willy Wonka.
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
Throw sass around like confetti.
I'm not bossy, I'm the boss.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.
I'm not mean, I'm brutally honest. It's not my fault truth hurts. Here's a band-aid.
Keep your head, heels, and standards high.
I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this handled.
Life is short. Make every hair flip count.
I'm not rude, I'm honest. I just speak what's on my mind, even if most can't handle the truth.
Sassy but classy.
I'm not a backup plan, and definitely not a second choice.
I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster.
I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.