I'm not interested in competing. I hope we all make it.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.
I'm not mean, I'm brutally honest. It's not my fault truth hurts. Here's a band-aid.
I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this handled.
I'm not a backup plan, and definitely not a second choice.

I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.