Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.

If at first, you don't succeed, laugh until you do.

My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.

Sweating from laughing too much.

Sarcasm is my love language.

If sarcasm burned calories, I'd be a supermodel.

In a relationship with humor.

Laughing so hard I might pull a muscle.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

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