Just because you're awake doesn't mean you should stop dreaming. Or napping.

I put the 'me' in 'awesome.' Actually, I put it in 'MEow-some.'

If I were funny, I'd have a good Instagram caption.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Always.

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