On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us. In real life, we get really scared and run away.
Twitter is like a fridge. If you're bored, keep opening it every few minutes to see if there's anything good.

On Twitter, we get to the point where we can just say what's happening, and the immediacy of it is really powerful.
Twitter is like a refrigerator. You keep checking to see if there's anything good inside.
Twitter is a great place to tell the world what you're thinking before you've had a chance to think about it.
Twitter is not a technology. It's a conversation. And it's happening with or without you.
Twitter is the ultimate service for quick updates. You don't have to blog. Just tweet.