Twitter is for the quick, but Facebook is for the lasting.
Twitter is the social platform that's closest to a utility: it's plumbing.
On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us. In real life, we get really scared and run away.
Twitter is a social media platform that allows you to be the media.
Twitter is like a fridge. If you're bored, keep opening it every few minutes to see if there's anything good.
Twitter is the electric water cooler of the 21st century.

On Twitter, we get to the point where we can just say what's happening, and the immediacy of it is really powerful.
Twitter is the best way to keep your ear to the ground and your finger on the pulse.
Twitter is like a refrigerator. You keep checking to see if there's anything good inside.
Twitter is the most direct path to what's happening.
Twitter is a great place to tell the world what you're thinking before you've had a chance to think about it.
Twitter is not a technology. It's a conversation. And it's happening with or without you.

Twitter is the most fun way to get your news.
Twitter is ultimately a broadcast medium.
Twitter is a very simple and effective tool to reach out to people quickly.

I love Twitter. It's like a living thing, a breathing thing.
Twitter is the ultimate service for quick updates. You don't have to blog. Just tweet.