I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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