Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing.
Poker is a lot like business. It requires a strategic mind and the ability to adapt to new situations.
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes playing a poor hand well.
In poker, as in life, it's not always about holding a good hand but about playing a bad hand well.
The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.