Trust everyone, but always cut the cards. Benny Binion

Money isn't everything unless you're playing in a rebuy tournament.

Poker is a skill of life learned in ten minutes and honed over a lifetime. Phil Gordon

Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing. Dutch Boyd

Fold or make them fold.

Fold or make them fold.

Poker is a lot like business. It requires a strategic mind and the ability to adapt to new situations. Doyle Brunson

In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate. Isaac Asimov

Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game. James Altucher

If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker. Mike McDermott (Rounders movie)

You cannot survive without that intangible quality we call luck. Mario Puzo

You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once. Amárach

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. Stu Ungar

Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes playing a poor hand well. Jack London

It's not the cards you're dealt; it's how you play your hand. Randy Pausch

Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism. Lou Krieger

In poker, as in life, it's not always about holding a good hand but about playing a bad hand well.

In poker, as in life, it's not always about holding a good hand but about playing a bad hand well. David Nelson

The cardinal sin in poker, worse than playing dead cards, is playing a dead hand. Johnny Moss

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. Julius Weintraub

Fold when you're beat, and call when you're ahead of your opponent’s range. Dan Reed

The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.

The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play. Chris Moneymaker

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