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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg

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