Beer is a wholesome liquor....it abounds with nourishment.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness, too.