In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
Beer is a wholesome liquor....it abounds with nourishment.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness, too.
I work until beer o'clock.
I have respect for beer.