In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.