The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.