The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
I can resist anything except temptation.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I am not young enough to know everything.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.