A muffin is happiness with icing on top.
A muffin is a delicious way to start the day.
Muffins are the portable breakfast of champions.
Muffins are like a hug in edible form.
A muffin is just a bald cupcake.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Muffins are the silent champions of breakfast.
A muffin a day keeps the blues away.
A bad muffin is as memorable as a good one.
A blueberry muffin can make your whole day better.