The best way to eat a muffin is warm, with a generous spread of butter.
A muffin is happiness with icing on top.
A muffin is a delicious way to start the day.
A muffin can be very filling, yet it can be very light. That's why people love them.
A muffin top is the overhang of flesh when it spills out of a waistband, like the top of a muffin spilling over its paper casing.
Muffins are the portable breakfast of champions.
A muffin is a breakfast pastry that thinks it's a cupcake.
Muffins are like a hug in edible form.
Muffins are the perfect blend of comfort and indulgence.
A muffin is just a bald cupcake.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Muffins are the silent champions of breakfast.
A muffin a day keeps the blues away.
A muffin is a small, cake-like pastry that's meant to be enjoyed guilt-free.
A muffin is like a little piece of love in edible form.
A muffin is the breakfast of champions, especially when it's chocolate chip.
A bad muffin is as memorable as a good one.
Muffins are just an excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
Muffins are a way to transform ordinary ingredients into something special.
A blueberry muffin can make your whole day better.