I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
In wine, there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.