I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
In wine, there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that, you just take the girl's clothes off.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.