Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that, you just take the girl's clothes off.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.