Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat.
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.