Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.
Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
I never laugh until I've had my coffee.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Coffee is a language in itself.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.
Coffee first. Schemes later.
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat.
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.