I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't give it enough time at the mall.
Once you go shopping and you have an agenda, you're in trouble.

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.