Shopping is cheaper than therapy.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Shopping: because you need more stuff.
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.
I shop, therefore I am.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't give it enough time at the mall.
Shopping is my therapy.
I shop like a bull - I charge everything!
Once you go shopping and you have an agenda, you're in trouble.
Shopping is my cardio.
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want.
Shopping is the only sport I need.
When I shop, the world gets better.
I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.