The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Golf is played not on a course, but in the five and a half inches between your ears.