Golf is not just an exercise; it's an adventure, a romance... a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined.
The mind messes up more shots than the body.
Golf is 20% talent and 80% management.
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
Golf is played not on a course, but in the five and a half inches between your ears.