Golf is not just an exercise; it's an adventure, a romance... a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined.
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.