I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.
My husband's idea of a romantic evening is taking out the trash without being asked.
My husband's favorite hobby is telling me what to do.
My husband thinks he's funny... But I laugh just to be polite.
Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.
My husband is like a fine wine. He gets better with age, and gives me a headache.