If I had to choose between my husband and a relaxing day at the spa, I'd probably choose the spa. Sorry, hun!
I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.
My husband's idea of a romantic evening is taking out the trash without being asked.
My husband's favorite hobby is telling me what to do.
I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday. He said, 'A divorce.' I said, 'Sorry, I wasn't planning on spending that much.'
My husband thinks he's funny... But I laugh just to be polite.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person... and their credit card.
Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.
My husband is like a fine wine. He gets better with age, and gives me a headache.
Behind every great husband is an exhausted wife.