If I had to choose between my husband and a relaxing day at the spa, I'd probably choose the spa. Sorry, hun!

I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday. He said, 'A divorce.' I said, 'Sorry, I wasn't planning on spending that much.'

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person... and their credit card.

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