Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.
Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Golf is played not on a course, but in the five and a half inches between your ears.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.