A party without cake is just a meeting.
Life is short, eat more cookies.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
There is no we in food.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

Life is too short to say no to cake.
Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.
Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.
Life's short. Eat dessert first.
Happiness is knowing there is a cake in the oven.