I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Don't count the days, make the days count. Especially if they involve dessert.
Life is short, eat more cookies.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
There is no we in food.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Life is too short to say no to cake.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.
Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.
Life's short. Eat dessert first.
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Happiness is knowing there is a cake in the oven.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I don't think so!
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate.