There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Life is like an avocado. It's either good or bad and there's no in-between.
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is.
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.
The greatest gift of the garden is the restoration of the five senses.