Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat.
Strawberries are the angels of the earth, innocent and sweet with green leafy wings reaching heavenward.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
To eat an apple is more than just consuming a piece of fruit. It is truly a spiritual experience.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Life is like an avocado. It's either good or bad and there's no in-between.
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.
The greatest gift of the garden is the restoration of the five senses.
I am the vine; you are the branches. If you remain in me and I in you, you will bear much fruit; apart from me, you can do nothing.
The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all directions.