If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.