
At every party there are two kinds of people — those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

True happiness is... to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future.
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

You gotta have life your way. If you ain't losing your mind, you ain't partying right.