
At every party there are two kinds of people — those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!

Life's a party, invite yourself.

True happiness is... to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future.

You gotta have life your way. If you ain't losing your mind, you ain't partying right.