At every party there are two kinds of people — those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

At every party there are two kinds of people — those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. Ann Landers

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death! Auntie Mame

Life's a party, invite yourself.

Life's a party, invite yourself.

True happiness is... to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future.

True happiness is... to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

You gotta have life your way. If you ain't losing your mind, you ain't partying right.

You gotta have life your way. If you ain't losing your mind, you ain't partying right. Young Jeezy

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