Lost my keys, found the dance floor.
Dancing like everyone's watching, judging, and cheering at the same time.
I'm not drunk, just creatively hydrated.
In a committed relationship with my glass of wine.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for a shot.
Sip happens, but so does a good time.
Cheers to making questionable decisions and blaming it on the night.
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the bar.