#Marriage is all about finding that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
#Marriage is the process of finding out which person is the real boss - and then always being wrong.
I #love my husband even though he snuggles so close that I'm the little spoon against my will.
#Marriage is trading your freedom for someone else's dirty socks on the floor.
Behind every great husband is a #wife rolling her eyes.