Marriage is all about finding that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Marriage is the process of finding out which person is the real boss - and then always being wrong.
My husband and I are like peanut butter and jelly. We stick together, even if it gets a little messy.
I love my husband even though he snuggles so close that I'm the little spoon against my will.
Marriage is trading your freedom for someone else's dirty socks on the floor.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug.
My husband and I are a team. He cooks, I eat. It's a balanced partnership.
Behind every great husband is a wife rolling her eyes.
My husband is my favorite person to annoy and my favorite person to be annoyed by.
My husband has an allergy - to dishes. I've never seen him suffer so much.