Marriage is trading your freedom for someone else's dirty socks on the floor.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug.
My husband and I are a team. He cooks, I eat. It's a balanced partnership.
Behind every great husband is a wife rolling her eyes.
My husband is my favorite person to annoy and my favorite person to be annoyed by.
My husband has an allergy - to dishes. I've never seen him suffer so much.